MARILYNES KINGS

A normal conversation between just-arrived-african-english-speaking young males and a african girls

African male: Oh hello my friend!
African girl: Eh? Hi? (confused)
A.M: How are you?
A.G: Who me?
A.M: Yes you! How are you today?
A.G: Eh, fine thank you...
A.M: What is your name?
A.G: (Often comes up whith a fake name) Maria
A.M: Oh, hello Maria very nice to meet you!
A.G: Eh, very nice... to meet you to I guess
A.M: So Maria, where do you live?
A.G: Alby
A.M: Ooooh, okey I also live in Alby!
A.G: Okey...
A.M: Do you come from Nigeria?
A.G: No...
A.M: Oh okey, me myself i come from Nigeria. I came here four months ago...
A.G: Alright
A.M: Yes, so Maria I wanted to talk to you. You seem like a very nice giöl (girl)
A.G: Why? You don't even know me...
A.M: Yes but you know, me I am very good at seeing when people are nice, and I can feel it in my heart (often pronounced Hart) that you are a very nice giöl.
A.G: Okey, but i have to leave right now.
A.M: Oh why giöls always like this? Can I have your number?
A.G: No I cant give it to you, I have a boyfriend!
A.M: But I am not trying to be your boyfriend Maria! (And here it comes, the most common line of them all) I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND!
A.G: No please... I really dont think so...
A.M: Please, I just want to talk to you you know, we can talk about anything he?
A.G: No
A.M: Please, I am new here and I dont know many people around, it is a very difficult country and a very difficult language, maybe you can teach me a little
A.G: No
A.M: Oh, okey Maria it is no problem at all... I hope you have a very nice day and a good future with your boyfriend he? And it was really nice to meet you, you are a very good giöl!
A.G: Öh Bye...