MARILYNES KINGS

Satt och tänkte hur guys brukar gå till väga för att "haffa" brudar.
Amerikaner är officialy värst med deras lame ass pickup-lines. God, vilka idioter kommer på sånt bullshit hahahah, alltså här är några lame lines. Still cant believe that people still use them.

Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

Your body’s name must be Visa; because it’s everywhere I want to be.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I’ve seem to have lost mine.

You must be named Jelly, because jam doesn’t shake like that

Somebody better call God, because He’s missing an angel!

Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking!

Were you arrested earlier? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

Your Dad must be a jewel thief, cause he stole two diamonds out of the sky and put them in to your eyes!!

Need I Say More?